A letter that Santa writes and sends to anyone of
your choosing. The letter ALSO includes any comments you
provide (IF you
want to include any comments, that is). If you want to add text, simply type
them onto the
provided form.
Santa Claus writes and sends the letter from the
North Pole. Yes, the letter will include
mention of the North Pole (including postmarkings, etc.).
Santa calls - Do you
have a service providing calls from Santa?
Santa Claus will call anyone you wish.
Have Santa Claus call someone you know -
Any day between now and Christmas... or
even after Christmas.
The voice is that of a natural English
speaking, older gentleman (British
accent). He's a professional actor with
years of experience.
Santa Claus is much respected English
actor, Richard Carrington, who has spent
many years playing the Vicar in BBC
Radio's long running drama "The
Archers".
Is each Santa letter tailored to the reader? Are the letters personalized?
Yes! In addition to Santa's own words, your letter
will include comments you provide (IF you want). We provided a
form for you to
type in your tailored comments.
Imagine how the letter recipient
will feel when they receive a personalized letter from Santa - A
letter created just for them!
Do you send letters to anywhere in the world?
We provide worldwide delivery. Santa sends letters all
over the world (every country).
Who should I have Santa send letters to?
» Friends
» Children
and their playmates
» Brothers/sisters
» Uncles/Aunts
» Cousins,
nephews, nieces
» Mom/dad and
grandparents
» Pets
»
Coworkers/employees
»
Girlfriend/boyfriend (or potential mate)
»
Wife/husband
» Neighbors
» Everyone on your list!!
Even people you'd like to get to know! How about someone you admire. Wow, what an ice breaker!
» Or, perhaps
even people on your naughty list!
Maybe you can offer them some "suggestions".
When will the Santa letters arrive? Will the
letter(s) arrive on time?
The letters will
indeed arrive before Christmas. Our years of experience and an efficient local
postal service tell us this. Plus, we use post office suggestions
(capital letters, no commas, clear writing, well spaced apart words, etc.) to ensure the fastest delivery to your
door.
After you place your order, the elf order team will look over your order and then send you a confirmation email,
pronto.
That's it! Oh, and one final thing: Prepare yourself for
the expressions of delight from those you send letters to! They are going to be
flabbergasted!
Does Santa have a newsletter?
I highly recommend an funny ezine run by Santa Claus and
the Joke Genie.
Join for free and you'll get jokes, joke supplies, sayings, quotes, funny pictures, magic tricks, magic supplies, Ripley's Believe It Or Not and recipes. Whew! That's a lot, but then again, he is a genie so it's a piece of cake for him! He and his cohorts keep me in stitches the whole year long!
I also recommend the "Horse
and Pony" ezine, if you like horses. They also have a load of saddles,
browbands, and supply.
She has sooooo many. The Mrs. gets this question a lot, I tell you! So she decided to give everyone a list of
her favorite desserts.
After you order, as a bonus, Mrs. Claus will personally forward you a link to
her favorite goodie recipes (her top 111 favorite desserts). Oh, and she will also give you 3 other mystery bonuses.
What do the elves at the Santa workshop look like?
Here is a picture of a couple of elves meandering down a local hill.
(Webmaster note: The photo has been removed - It has to remain a secret. Silly Santa,
he gets carried away, sometimes. Why, he even forgets to lock the kitchen door, every now and then, and those pesky diminutive elves go on an rampage, eating everything in sight!).
Can you tell me exactly how to get to Santa's house or workshop... or both, oh, pretty please?
Sorry but we plumb don’t have enough cocoa to go around. Can you imagine how many millions of people would come if that leaked out? Also, wouldn't want to attract a lot of scientist types who would bother the flying reindeers something fierce.
There would be pandemonium to and fro!
There are, of course, other reasons but you get the drift.
Santa Claus sometimes slips up when he writes a letter and reveals the longitude and latitude coordinates of his secret village in the North Pole. If you stumble across these secret numbers, please don’t reveal them to anyone. Pretty please!
Article,
in the subject space of your email message.
Some tidbits about Santa Claus
The original Santa Claus, St. Nicholas, was born in Turkey in the 4th century. He is especially noted for his love of children and for his generosity. The Romans imprisoned him. But when Constantine became emperor of Rome, he allowed Nicholas to go free.
The Dutch kept the legend of St. Nicholas alive. In 16th century Holland, Dutch children would place their wooden shoes by the hearth in
hopes that they would be filled with a treat. The Dutch spelled St. Nicholas as Sint Nikolaas, which changed to Sinterklaas, and finally, in Anglican, to Santa Claus.
In 1822, Clement C. Moore composed his famous poem, "A Visit from St. Nick," which was later published as "The Night Before Christmas." Moore is credited with creating the modern image of Santa Claus as a jolly fat man in a
red
suit.
I do a lot of shopping and am tired of filling in forms, Santa. So... can you recommend something
to save me time and effort? Maybe you could send over an elf???
I know the feeling! I fill in forms, the year over. So, you have my pity. But, unfortunately, I can not send over any elves, I need them ALL, something fierce. However, I can recommend something even, gulp,
* BETTER * than an elf... Form filling
software.
This tool fills in all online forms. Just add information you normally have to type in forms (you know, name,
etc.). Then when you encounter a form, just click a button and voila, the form is filled in. This is a tiny software program that runs in the background until you turn it off.
It sure comes in handy when you go shopping online. I mean, do you want to type in all those order forms? You do NOT have to, anymore. After you install this form fill tool, whenever you encounter a form you want filled in, simply click a button and the form will be filled in, instantly.
Can you recommend something that will increase my security when I am online?
Your computer should definitely have a good "firewall."
A firewall protects your computer and personal data. Let me recommend ZoneAlarm Firewall. It is very easy to install, requiring no technical know-how (it basically installs itself - just click 2 boxes). You do NOT need to make ANY adjustments!
Bud-a-bing. I would just stuff it in my sack and bring it with
me on Christmas Eve, when I visit your home,
BUT... I want you
to be secure, today, now,
PRONTO!
You won't notice it running unless you peer down
at your computer tray (lower right of your screen). If you do
that, you'll see a dinky little icon there, a little Z, about the size of your
fingernail. Oh, and by the way, it does NOT bog things down, at all.
So, why not?
Can you recommend some "GOOD"
freebies?
Yes, visit this
site
for a bevy of high quality free stuff.
